Diedrich Bader credited as playing...
Grizzled Narrator
- [first lines]
- Grizzled Narrator: Life is like a parody of your favorite song. Just when you think you know all the words, surprise, you don't know anything.
- Grizzled Narrator: Yeah. I had a lot of soul searching to do. Was I a parody singer? An original artist? The most dangerous assassin in the world? Maybe I had lost my way. Don't get me wrong, there were things I loved about being Weird Al. The fame, the money, the fancy dinners, joining the Illuminati, going to the Illuminati holiday party, learning the truth about the moon landing and JFK. But without my family, none of that mattered. I knew what I had to do.