Madame's Place (TV Series)

The Nice Bernadette (1982)

Don Sparks: Mister Honest

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• Mr. Honest : How many more dates is it gonna take before you let me have my way with you?

  Bernadette Van Gelder : What did you say?

  Mr. Honest : I have my needs, you know. It has nothing to do with my being male. The idea that females have weaker sex drives is a ludicrous myth invented by an oppressive puritanical society that's now dead.

  Bernadette Van Gelder : I cannot believe what you just said! I used to be married, you know!

  Mr. Honest : Used to be! Your husband's been dead for 20 years! It's a very unhealthy thing, suppressing desires and hiding behind a dead man. Celibacy is a shabby memorial to those departed. Bernadette, I'd love to find your G-spot! To put it honestly, Bernadette, I'd like to take you to the land of the goofy smiles, where people breathe faster than they do here on earth.

  Bernadette Van Gelder : You know what? I have just about reached the end of my rope...

  Mr. Honest : We can use rope if you want to. I try to stay open to new experiences.

• Bernadette Van Gelder : Oh hello, Mr. Honest, do come in! My goodness, what are you doing here?

  Mr. Honest : I'm here to see the woman who overworks and underpays you.