Bite Marks (2011)

Racheal Rivera: Waitress

Quotes 

• Waitress : Coffins? A coffin? Are you nuts? What would I do with a coffin?

  Brewster : Hey, we all need one eventually, darlin'.

  Waitress : Not me. I'm gonna be cremated and have my ashes mailed to Val Kilmer.

• Waitress : Last time I saw you, I was still a virgin.

  Brewster : Last time I saw you was the last time you were!

• Waitress : Hey honey, if you see a pair of polka-dot panties in there, be a doll and bring them in with you. I think I left them by accident when I took my morning dinky.

• Waitress : What you carrying today, Brewster? Anything that nobody'd notice if one went missing?

  Brewster : Sure, darlin'. I'm sure there's one in the back that would fit you just fine.

  Waitress : Really? Would I get a lot of use from it?

  Brewster : Oh, yeah. You'd use it a long time.

  Waitress : Nice. What is it?

  Brewster : Coffins.