- Paul 'Pauly D' DelVecchio - DJ Pauly D: I can't stand this weather. You can't get a tan in this weather, you can't creep in this weather, you can't do anything. Girls don't come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
- Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi: I don't go tanning- tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning and I feel he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning... because he's pale and he would probably want to be tan.