Selena Gomez credited as playing...
Alex Russo
- Harper Finkle: Do you even know where Romania is?
- Alex Russo: [Scoffs] Yes, it's in Rome, duh! I know my states!
- Max Russo: She's right, you know.
- Jerry Russo: [Slaps Max upside the head] No she's not! Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. D in Geometry!
- [first lines]
- Justin Russo: Hey, guys, how's it going? So, check it out. Mom sent more photos of possible beaches for this year's family photo.
- Alex Russo: Wait. We're supposed to go to a place we never go and put our arms around each other like we never do just to have a picture we can send to people we don't like anyway?
- Jerry Russo: And this year there's a record number of families we don't like to send them to.
- Justin Russo: How could you sabotage the audition?
- Alex Russo: Because I don't want to go to Romania any more.
- Justin Russo: Oh, so you'd rather be a Russo than a Finkle.
- Alex Russo: I know; it's weird, right?
- Justin Russo: It turns out the Finkle's really... stinkle.
- Alex Russo: All right, well now it's a *tossup*. The truth is if I don't go Harper has to go, and I don't want her to leave; so the only solution is to ruin it so nobody can go.
- Justin Russo: Well, if there is one thing you're good at, it's ruining things.
- Alex Russo: Aaw, thank you.