House M.D. (TV Series)

Selfish (2010)

Sean Smith: Ernest

Quotes 

• Ernest : Now, how would you describe the exact nature of the relationship?

  Dr. Gregory House : Have you ever seen Wild Kingdom? Those insects that rip their partners' heads off after copulating.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : It's a sexual relationship.

  Dr. Gregory House : Go slowly now. He's writing it down.

• Ernest : We'll also need to watch for any favoritism toward Dr. House.

  Dr. Gregory House : Does that mean she has to sleep with everyone?

• Dr. Lisa Cuddy : I believe that I can still supervise Dr. House effectively, but we both want to follow hospital policy to the letter.

  Ernest : Our concern is to make sure that there's no conflict of interest, no liability for the hospital...

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : You think we're gonna sue if things go south?

  Dr. Gregory House : Let me tell you, she actually does go...

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : House. Let him talk.

• Ernest : Are there any supervisory issues with Dr. House's current caseload?

  Dr. Gregory House : Nope. Current case is solved. Patient has long QT, we're gonna scare her into a cardiac arrest to confirm.

  Dr. Lisa Cuddy : No, we're not.

  Dr. Gregory House : Okay. No, we're not. See? Everything is under control.

• Ernest : I know that you're not going to sue, because you are both going to sign love contracts, consensual relationship agreements.

  Dr. Gregory House : Well, obviously outside counsel will have to review the crotchless undies clause.