Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
The Sex That Got Away (2010)
Betty White: Elka Ostrovsky
Quotes
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[first lines]
Victoria Chase : Ice. I need ice.
Joy Scroggs : I realize it's happy hour somewhere, but isn't it a bit early even for you?
Victoria Chase : It happens to be an emergency.
[holding ice tray against the side of her neck]
Victoria Chase : I pulled a muscle fastening my bra.
Elka Ostrovsky : What's going on?
Joy Scroggs : Victoria's having a senior moment.
Elka Ostrovsky : Oh, I have those all the time. I can be walking along, happy as a clam, and suddenly I get this overwhelming urge to hit some young person with a stick.
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Victoria Chase : I am definitely going to need an emergency wax.
Elka Ostrovsky : But your eyebrows look fine.
Victoria Chase : Oh, it's not my eyebrows I'm worried about.
Joy Scroggs : Do you think I carry a portable waxing kit?
Victoria Chase : Joy, please!
Joy Scroggs : OK, fine!
[picks up a candle and serviette from the table]
Joy Scroggs : I'll MacGyver it.
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[last lines]
Joy Scroggs : Oh, don't feel so bad, Melanie. I didn't know about Elton John *or* George Michael. I thought he wanted *my* sex.
Melanie Moretti : I didn't even know the Village People were gay.
Victoria Chase : Yeah, they kind of ruined that cowboys with short shorts and a moustache look for straight guys.
Elka Ostrovsky : In my day nobody knew anything about anyone. Rock Hudson. Tab Hunter. I had a big thing for Liberace.
Melanie Moretti : You thought Liberace was straight.
Elka Ostrovsky : I could have turned him.