Hot in Cleveland (TV Series)
The Sex That Got Away (2010)
Valerie Bertinelli: Melanie Moretti
Quotes
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Melanie Moretti : You *know* Johnny Revere!
Victoria Chase : Every inch of him. One night he pulled me from the audience to dance on stage and gave me a back-stage pass to the best six months of my life.
Joy Scroggs : Then why is he a bastard?
Victoria Chase : Because, half-way through the tour, he left me stranded on a corner in Winslow, Arizona.
Melanie Moretti : Wait, isn't that an Eagles song?
Victoria Chase : Never tell Don Henley anything in confidence when you're doing shots.
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Melanie Moretti : I just hope when Hailey gets my note she forgives me.
Joy Scroggs : What note?
Melanie Moretti : Oh, I paid the bartender to slip her an apology and a CD to autograph, so that way if I get it back in the mail I know she's forgiven me.
Joy Scroggs : And if you get a restraining order, you'll know she hasn't.
Melanie Moretti : Oh, no!
Joy Scroggs : They're not that bad. You'd be surprised how much trash talking you can do from three hundred feet.
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[last lines]
Joy Scroggs : Oh, don't feel so bad, Melanie. I didn't know about Elton John *or* George Michael. I thought he wanted *my* sex.
Melanie Moretti : I didn't even know the Village People were gay.
Victoria Chase : Yeah, they kind of ruined that cowboys with short shorts and a moustache look for straight guys.
Elka Ostrovsky : In my day nobody knew anything about anyone. Rock Hudson. Tab Hunter. I had a big thing for Liberace.
Melanie Moretti : You thought Liberace was straight.
Elka Ostrovsky : I could have turned him.