Jessica Tuck credited as playing...
Nan Flanagan
- Nan Flanagan: How about your little fairy waitress. Oh come on, the mind reading, the microwave fingers. You didn't think I knew what she was? There are at least a couple of thousand vampires that would do almost anything to get a taste of her blood.
- Eric Northman: She smells fantastic, but it's hardly worth dying for.
- Nan Flanagan: I saw the way you both looked at her, hungry puppy dogs slobbering over the same juicy bone.
- Bill Compton: [Stakes Nan] We are not fucking puppy dogs.
- Eric Northman: What a bitch.
- Nan Flanagan: I wish for one fucking night you could experience the litany of bullshit I've had to deal with. Then you'd have some idea of how little I give a fuck about your small town witch infestation. Or your whole backwoods kingdom, for that matter.
- Bill Compton: As someone who cares so little, you seem awfully pissed off.
- Nan Flanagan: Do I, Bill? Maybe that's because I quit my fucking job!
- Eric Northman: You quit the AVL?
- Nan Flanagan: And the Authority.
- Bill Compton: No one quits the Authority.
- Nan Flanagan: Quit, fired, same difference.
- Bill Compton: We assumed *we* were the ones to be terminated.
- Nan Flanagan: Oh, there's been an order issued on your heads. My last duty was supposed to be delivering the true death to both of you. Of course, I realized I'd be next. I have been alive for 816 years. I refuse to be retired like a fat first wife!