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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You want a tip? You have a problem with your wife, get a divorce.
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Tobias Fornell : You know Jethro, if it weren't for Diane, we wouldn't have the - kind of relationship - that we have.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tobias, you've always been a glass half full kind of guy.
Tobias Fornell : Never have to pay alomony again.
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Jimmy Palmer : [to his bluetooth - laughing] Not if I have anything to say about it. Hon, where did you say we're having dinner?
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Oh "hon", the Commander cares little about your evening dinner plans, Mr. Palmer.
Jimmy Palmer : Uh Brennna - Brenna, I gotta go. Have fun aspirating the bile.
[Ends the call]
Jimmy Palmer : I am so sorry. She like to have someone to talk to while she's embalming.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I think you should marry that girl, Palmer.
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Tobias Fornell : Oh come on, Jethro. Before it got bad, there must have been some good times.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : She caught her finger in the car door once.
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Tobias Fornell : Hey, you get an invitation to Diane's wedding.
[Gibbs stares at DiNozzo. DiNozzo moves away slowly]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, I got three.
Tobias Fornell : Three? Woman always was persistent.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Tobias, she's a pain in the butt.
Tobias Fornell : Are you going?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Are *you*?
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Tobias Fornell : [about Diane's wedding] Who the Hell am I trying to kid? I don't want to go either... Eh, she'll understand.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, right - like Hell.
Tobias Fornell : Good point. You know who the new guy is?
[Chuckling]
Tobias Fornell : Homeland Security - she'll never learn.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I that that's probably the same cinnamon roll that's been there ever since I started.
Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler : It's looking pretty good to me right now.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs buys the cinnamon roll for Keeler, and hands it to him] First one in, last one out.
Former Marine 1st Lieutenant Sam Keeler : Hoo rah.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You knew enough to love her, Lieutenant. That's all that matters.