Surrogate Valentine (2011)

Chadd Stoops: Danny Tunrer

Quotes 

• Danny Tunrer : This isn't what it looks like. Never mind, it's exactly what it looks like.

• Danny Tunrer : You may be interested to hear that I got a phone call from someone whose name begins with B and ends with Radley.

  Tammi : Boo Radley?

• Danny Tunrer : I did a peanut butter commercial once, and that one shot of me spreading peanut butter on an English muffin was seen by more people than anything else I've done ever. You can have that too, Goh.

  Goh Nakamura : Peanut butter on an English muffin?

  Danny Tunrer : No, no. That kind of affect on people. People tear up and weep at that kind of stuff, man. To think, me up in that high chair, with peanut butter all over my face.

  Goh Nakamura : What are you talking about?

  Danny Tunrer : Yeah I was three.

• Danny Tunrer : You have a girlfriend?

  Goh Nakamura : No.

  Danny Tunrer : No. I used to be engaged. You want a girlfriend though, right?

  Goh Nakamura : Yeah, sure.

  Danny Tunrer : I want a wife. I know it's not fashionable to admit that, but good for you for being honest.

  Goh Nakamura : Uhhh... I didn't say anything.