Regina King creditado como jogando...
Huey Freeman • Riley Freeman
- Huey Freeman: You killed a man in defense of your ego.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Tough titty for him! He's dead and I'm goin' fishin'!
- George Pissedofferson: Well, well, well. We came a long way to kill you little nigglets. Now it's time for the BIG BONANZAAAA!
- Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty: [takes a fighting stance] You know that this is, suckas!
- Riley Freeman: [Huey and Riley just stare. Riley starts laughing] Yo! You see these two old ass niggas?
- [Huey still glares at them and then grabs Riley]
- Riley Freeman: Come on!
- Riley Freeman: Yo! Why we runnin'?
- [Pissedofferson and Gripenasty athletically leap several feet in the air over the brothers]
- Lady Esmeralda Gripenasty: Yeah, motherfucker!
- [while airborne. Both then land conveniently in front of the Freeman boys]
- Riley Freeman: Damn! Them ol' niggas can jump!
- [the two charge Huey and Riley, who split up, and a fight ensues]
- Col. H. Stinkmeaner: It's a beautiful day to fuck shit up!
- [Bushido Brown gets decapitated]
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman, Huey Freeman, Riley Freeman: OH SHIT!
- Riley Freeman: The police! Thank God for the poli... I mean, uh, who snitched? Who called the po-po?
- Riley Freeman: Man, I say we go out there and riot on these fools.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Yes. Let's kill them before they kill us. That's a plan that can't go wrong.
- Huey Freeman: Is this Mr Bushido Brown?
- Bushido Brown: Nah see, you done already messed up. My name is Grand Master Bushido Brown. And if you aint got no money, this about to be a real short conversation. You dig.