Brendan Jeffers: Clive
Quotes
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Clive : Honestly, who holds a seven year high school reunion? I mean I'm something like twenty-four years, ten months and thirteen days today. Why don't we celebrate that too? Cake and shit for everybody!
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Clive : Yeah, Ugai and Mike brought me here at gunpoint. This is gonna be as painful as a Brazilian wax from Mike Tyson. Not that I've ever had one.
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Clive : Hey. Uhhh, Make me anything, man. I need a drink quick.
Bartender : [Hands over a girlie drink] One French Summer.
Clive : What the heck...
Mike : Is wrong with you? Are you a man or a school girl with a fake I.D.? No drinks decorated with fruit. And no drinks that sound like an air freshener or a romantic getaway.
[Mike sips the drink]
Mike : Not bad, but all of sudden I want to go shopping for shoes.