Anthony Padilla: Self

Quotes 

• Ian Hecox : Let's do this you handsome bearded fuck!

  [he arm wrestles with another man, but struggles due to his puppet hands] 

  Ian Hecox : Fine. Fuck this.

  [beats him up and flips him off] 

  Anthony Padilla : Let's get the fuck out of here!

• Anthony Padilla : [singing]  I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and all the bullshit it puts in my head. I'm so frickin' tired of stupid presents under smelly trees. I wish there was somethin' instead that wasn't so stupid and so lame. I guess I have Santa and his elves to blame. Yeah! I'm so frickin' tired of Christmas and I want it to be dead.

• Ian Hecox : [wakes up]  Oh my frickin' frick! It's frickin' Christmas, Anthony! Merry Christmas!

  Anthony Padilla : Yeah. Merry Christmas...

  [sees that Ian has an erection] 

  Anthony Padilla : What the hell is that?

  Ian Hecox : [puts it away]  Uhh... That's just a candy cane.