Shawn Spencer: [about Juliet, unaware that she's secretly listening in] I just can't wrap myself around the fact that she's dating Declan. Actually... it's actually killing me.
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Shawn, that is not fair.
Shawn Spencer: I know. I know it's not fair. And you're right, she likes this guy. Who am I to stand in the way?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: Exactly.
Shawn Spencer: You think I don't want her to be happy? I want her to be happy. But... serious Shawn moment, here. I want to be happy, too. And for some reason, I can't imagine that happening without Juliet.
[Juliet gasps]
Shawn Spencer: How crazy is that?
Burton 'Gus' Guster: On a scale of one to ten?
Shawn Spencer: Man!
[walks away]
Burton 'Gus' Guster: What? I was going to say four.