Quotes
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Shawn Spencer : Excuse me. Ex-excuse me. Excuse me.
Declan Rand : Yes.
Shawn Spencer : Why is there a man who looks exactly like Curt Smith from Tears for Fears playing an acoustic set next to that tree and your swimming pool?
Declan Rand : I'm sorry, I should've introduced you. Curt, meet Shawn and Gus.
Curt Smith : Afternoon gentleman.
Shawn Spencer : Oh dear god. It's you. The real you, the fleshy you. I love you. Do you have any idea how much I love you?
Curt Smith : I think I do now.
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Shawn Spencer : Don't sweat it, I still love you.
Curt Smith : Could you just stop saying you love me?
Shawn Spencer : Done and done. I do, though. Love you, that is.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : What? I love Curt Smith and I don't care who knows. I will sing it from the rooftops, Gus.
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Shawn Spencer : I agree... Not.
[laughs]
Shawn Spencer : Said the liar.
Declan Rand : I'm not sure those two go together. "Said the liar" cancels "Not" out.
Shawn Spencer : So does your face!
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Burton 'Gus' Guster : None of those stupid expressions are coming back.
Shawn Spencer : That's what they said about Hammer Pants.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Which never came back!
Shawn Spencer : Why did I just buy three pair?
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Because you're an idiot!
Shawn Spencer : Because it's Hammer Time!
Burton 'Gus' Guster : It's never Hammer Time, Shawn.
Shawn Spencer : I dare you to tell Hammer that!
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Juliet O'Hara : I love the Philharmonic!
Shawn Spencer : Oh, me too. I'm just kidding. Not.
Burton 'Gus' Guster : Stop trying to single-handedly bring "Not" back into vogue.
Shawn Spencer : Okay... Not! I'm also going to bring back "Said the liar!"
Burton 'Gus' Guster : That one is even dumber!
Shawn Spencer : Said the liar!
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Shawn Spencer : All right who are you? And why do you keep stealing my moments?
Declan Rand : I'm sorry, I'm Declan Rand, criminal profiler.
Shawn Spencer : Right, Chief Vick said you'd be stopping by. I'm Detective Carlton Lassiter, this is my partner Juliet O'Hara, and...
[Motions to Shawn and Gus]
Shawn Spencer : Eh.
Shawn Spencer : Criminal profiler, huh? Sounds like one of those job titles that only exists in cheesy TV shows.
Declan Rand : No argument here. What is it that you do?
Shawn Spencer : I'm a psychic detective.