Psych (TV Series)

Ferry Tale (2010)

Chi McBride: Craig Snowden

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Quotes 

• Craig : Hey, look man, I owe you an apology for the way I treated you back there. I just assumed y'all was just a couple of punk-ass friends from grade school that liked to get theyself in different situations and then riff on things at other people's expense, you know?

  Shawn Spencer : Pish, no.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Pish, no.

  Shawn Spencer : Couldn't be further from the truth.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : That's the wrong truth.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : Hey, man, what are you doin' here?

  Craig : I had to come in to give my statement to Detective Lassiter.

  Shawn Spencer : That explains the long face.

  [pauses] 

  Shawn Spencer : I know dealing with Lassie can be very unpleasant, like crawling over broken glass or any kind of surgery.

  Craig : No that's not really it. The warden called.

  [pause] 

  Craig : He fired me.

  Shawn Spencer : What? Why?

  Craig : Two dangerous convicts escaped on my watch.

  Shawn Spencer : Come on, I'm sure a snafu like that's happened at the prison before.

  Craig : First time.

  Shawn Spencer : Ooh. In that case...

• Craig : Now let us go forth and kick much ass Craig 1:1.

• Shawn Spencer : All right. What happened?

  Craig : I-I don't know. Shoot! One minute, I'm checking the stalls after they finished. Next thing I know, got a knot on my head, waking up in this-this closet.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Dude, where's your gun?

  Craig : Oh, they probably turned it in for some books at the local community center. Where you think it's at, man?

• Craig : Did you see Friday?

  Shawn Spencer : Are you kidding me?

  [Imitating Chris Tucker] 

  Shawn Spencer : Mama!

  [slapping hand] 

  Shawn Spencer : Mamaaa! Man, you just got knocked the...

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Wow, really Shawn?

• Craig : All right, listen. You gotta come at these guys hard if you want them to respect you, okay? No silliness. No random movie references.

  Shawn Spencer : This is just like Collateral! Except I'm Jamie Foxx and you're Tom Cruise. You're Cruise!

  Craig : You finished? You sure?

  Shawn Spencer : Oh yeah, man.