- Shawn Spencer: ...in your professional opinion, how do I die?
- Coroner Woody Strode: Murder... execution, we never find your head.'
- [Gus lifts his hand and the Corner looks at him and says]
- Coroner Woody Strode: 'You slip in the tub.
- Carlton Lassiter: Gus, you gotta grow up. People have sex and they kill each other. That's the real world, not some magical feelings place.
- Shawn Spencer: Tonya, got some bad news. These are cops. This is Deon Richmond.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: No, I'm not.
- Shawn Spencer: I'm a psychic. I see things and I feel things.
- Tonya: Do you want to feel what you see?
- Shawn Spencer: I can't lose with this girl.
- Juliet O'Hara: [to Tonya] Have you no shame?
- Shawn Spencer: I'm not here to play twist and pull. Not with a cold-blooded killer. You're the one that had an affair with Ben. Don't deny it.
- Tonya: Guilty as charged.
- Shawn Spencer: Boom shaka! That's got to be a new record.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: [agreeing, taps fists with Shawn] What?
- Shawn Spencer: Cuff her, Lassie.
- Tonya: What? It's not like he croaked while we were doing it.
- Shawn Spencer: You wanted Ben all for yourself.
- Tonya: No, I didn't. We hooked up once and he totally freaked out. He loved his girl. Whatever. The beat goes on.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Not Ben's.
- Shawn Spencer: How come you're allowed to say 'bingo' and I'm not?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Same reason why you're not allowed to say 'true that.'
- Shawn Spencer: [awkwardly] True that.
- Carlton Lassiter: Spencer, what's the deal, am I cuffing Charlotte the Harlot or what?
- Shawn Spencer: No.
- [Looking at Tonya]
- Shawn Spencer: Sorry. You and I are back on dirty.
- [Tonya smiles]
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: You know Shawn. I usually can't get a word in edgewise.
- Carlton Lassiter: That's funny! O'Hara usually just blurts out her opinions, as if I asked for them. Or wanted them. Or needed them. Because women ruin everything.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Maybe now is a good time to call your therapist.
- Juliet O'Hara: What are you doing?
- Shawn Spencer: What is anyone doing in the grand scheme of things?
- Juliet O'Hara: Stop!
- Shawn Spencer: Your negativity is, is clogging up my psychic signals. Do you mind keeping her busy while I attempt to unclog them?
- Juliet O'Hara: And how am I supposed to do that?
- Shawn Spencer: Gus would turn into Smooth Gus and try to pick her up.
- Juliet O'Hara: I am not hitting on a girl.
- Shawn Spencer: Why, does that scare you? Or does that not scare you? And does that scare you?