Dulé Hill credited as playing...
Burton Guster
- Shawn Spencer: We have a bona fide Scooby Do case that has fallen into our laps! Dead guy, haunted house, amusement park. Gus, say "Zoinks!"
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I'm not saying "Zoinks!"
- Shawn Spencer: Then say "Jinkies!"
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Jinkies.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: You've been after her for five years.
- Eve Asher: Five years?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: He's really not that smooth.
- Shawn Spencer: Oh, I'm not that smooth? 'Hey, heard about Pluto? That's messed up, right?' How many times has that landed?
- Eve Asher: Guys, guys!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: That's a player's move, Shawn!
- Shawn Spencer: [muffled] Wait for it. Wait for iiiiiaaaaahhhhh!
- Ghost Train Rider: These goblins... Smell like bacon!
- Shawn Spencer: [finishes screaming] What the hell does that mean?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I have no idea!
- Shawn Spencer: [sniffs Gus] You do smell like bacon! Smell yourself!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: [sniffs himself] Why do I smell like bacon, Shawn?
- Shawn Spencer: I don't know, but it's not good!
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Maybe you want to consider an in-house program. Have you seen Girl, Interrupted?
- Shawn Spencer: Gus, please. Have you seen Cuckoo's Nest? Or Crazy People?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Boat trip?
- Shawn Spencer: Boat tri - Boat trip? The gay cruise ship movie with Sanz and Cuba Gooding Jr.? How does that play?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: It doesn't. I just wanted to know if anyone saw it besides me.
- Shawn Spencer: I'm guessing no.
- Shawn Spencer: We have a bona fide Scooby-Doo case that has fallen into our laps! Dead guy, haunted house, amusement park. Gus, say "Zoinks!"
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I'm not saying "Zoinks!"
- Shawn Spencer: Then say "Jinkies!"
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Jinkies.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: We're gonna get arrested, aren't we?
- Shawn Spencer: Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable network. My dad's never had me arrested.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: Yes he has, Shawn!
- Shawn Spencer: You're right! We need to get out of here.