- Nostalgia Critic: [Drake pushes up his pecs] Man tits, away!
- [Drake and Hubie charge at each other and Hubie gets knocked aside with one hit]
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, yeah. What did you think was going to happen, dumbass?
- Nostalgia Critic: If you took a combination of NyQuil and Vicadin, and watched Happy Feet for an hour, this is probably what you'd see.
- Nostalgia Critic: Is it weird to say that during this song, all I'm thinking about is why penguins have hands?
- Nostalgia Critic: Please! no more! I'm done! I'm done with these fucking songs! There's like a bajillion of them in this movie! Can't you just say things? Can you just speak for one minute?
- Nostalgia Critic: God. Don't people talk anymore? You could buy a pack of Skittles and it would result in a musical number.
- Nostalgia Critic: So Rocco can fly now, breaking the laws of nature and gravity because... he ate a fairy, I don't know.
- Nostalgia Critic: So Hubie and Marina get together, they fly into the sunset and they all wear Santa hats because... I guess this was a Christmas film.
- Nostalgia Critic: Dude, that was a pretty harsh death. I mean, just because you don't show blood doesn't mean it's not gruesome. In fact, let's put some blood in that scene and see how it looks... yeah, disturbing.
- Hubie: I... Rocko, there's something you should know...
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Hubie] Your modern life is no longer in reruns!