- [Tess is showing Kirsty round the department]
- Tess Bateman: Here's our most valuable piece of equipment. Nurse Clements, Senior Charge Nurse Fairhead.
- Charlie Fairhead: Ah, so you're the new RMN?
- Kirsty Clements: *Charlie* Fairhead? Didn't you have a heart attack?
- Charlie Fairhead: No, it was a pulmonary embolism, but thank you for bringing it up.
- Kirsty Clements: I heard you were dead.
- Charlie Fairhead: No, I sometimes just *wish* I was.
- [Kirsty is trying to trace "Bruce" whom she believes is a patient's relative]
- Noel Garcia: We could maybe do an internet search. If this guy Bruce lives close to Stewart, we could check out a few of the addresses. It's a long-shot, I know.
- Kirsty Clements: [flirting] I'd really appreciate it. I mean, I'd take a look myself but I'm completely useless when it comes to computers. Just not got the technical know-how, you see.
- Noel Garcia: Yeah, well they can be quite complicated sometimes.
- Kirsty Clements: [flirting] But I bet *you* know your way round, don't you?
- Noel Garcia: Well, let's just say that people come to see *me* when they need information in a hurry.
- Kirsty Clements: [flirting] And I bet you always deliver.
- Noel Garcia: That's why they call me... "The Postman".
- [Kirsty giggles]