Lucy Gaskell: Kirsty Clements

Quotes 

• [Tess is showing Kirsty round the department] 

  Tess Bateman : Here's our most valuable piece of equipment. Nurse Clements, Senior Charge Nurse Fairhead.

  Charlie Fairhead : Ah, so you're the new RMN?

  Kirsty Clements : *Charlie* Fairhead? Didn't you have a heart attack?

  Charlie Fairhead : No, it was a pulmonary embolism, but thank you for bringing it up.

  Kirsty Clements : I heard you were dead.

  Charlie Fairhead : No, I sometimes just *wish* I was.

• [Kirsty is trying to trace "Bruce" whom she believes is a patient's relative] 

  Noel Garcia : We could maybe do an internet search. If this guy Bruce lives close to Stewart, we could check out a few of the addresses. It's a long-shot, I know.

  Kirsty Clements : [flirting]  I'd really appreciate it. I mean, I'd take a look myself but I'm completely useless when it comes to computers. Just not got the technical know-how, you see.

  Noel Garcia : Yeah, well they can be quite complicated sometimes.

  Kirsty Clements : [flirting]  But I bet *you* know your way round, don't you?

  Noel Garcia : Well, let's just say that people come to see *me* when they need information in a hurry.

  Kirsty Clements : [flirting]  And I bet you always deliver.

  Noel Garcia : That's why they call me... "The Postman".

  [Kirsty giggles]