Wilton Graff: Martin Lawrence

Quotes 

• Martin Lawrence : [singing drunkenly]  "I'm sittin' on top of the world, just rollin' along, just rollin' along... "

  Johnny Midnight : You may be playwright of the year, but as far as your singing, you'll never win a prize there.

  Martin Lawrence : How 'bout my dancing?

  Johnny Midnight : Fred Astaire... on crutches!

  [both men laugh] 

• Martin Lawrence : That's another thing, Johnny, about the Society, I mean. I wish Vera were there to see it. That silly stag rule. Stag - that's old hat!

  Johnny Midnight : You mean you'd wish those long speeches on the girls, too?

• Vera : [Blubbering after being caught kissing Paul]  Martin, oh, Martin, please, I love you. I love you, not him, you. Oh, darling, I haven't been unfaithful.

  Martin Lawrence : Oh, stop it. You sound like old daytime radio.

• Martin Lawrence : I've written about this kind of thing. It's different when it really happens.