Walk a Mile in My Pradas (2011)

Tom Archdeacon: Steve

Quotes 

• Tony : What happened? You break a nail?

  Steve : No, I got my finger caught. What are we, in kindergarten?

  Tony : Why? You wanna take a nap with me?

  Steve : You're the last person I would want to take nap with.

  Tony : Oh, come on, Steve. I saw you checkin' out my ass.

  Steve : The only reason I would check out YOUR ass is if I needed a place to show my home movies.

• Tony : You two know each other.

  Steve : Yes, we met when I studied abroad.

  Tony : I didn't think you studied broads.

• Tony : [seeing Steve and Michale kiss]  Guys... Get a bathhouse.

  Steve : You know, I am sick and tired of your homophobic slurs.

  Tony : I didn't slur. I said it very clearly.

• Steve : [checking out a woman's butt]  Wow. I'd like to bang THAT like a screen door in a hurricane.

• Steve : How are you supposed to tell your lover that you've suddenly switched to the other side?

  Trish : Ask Anne Hache.

• Steve : Doc, the problem's not me getting it up, it's who I'm getting it up FOR.

  Doctor Feist : What're you talking about?

  Steve : I'm GAY but I'm only attracted to women.

• Steve : Don't be such a heterophobe.