Air (I) (2023)

Chris Messina: David Falk

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• David Falk : [Falk has learned that Vaccaro visited the Jordan family in person]  You know, my job is to protect Michael and his family from people like you. When you go around me, you make me look ineffectual. And if you end up signing him, it makes me look irrelevant. Now, that's the worst thing you can do to an agent.

  Sonny Vaccaro : Look, if your irrelevance is becoming self-evident to your client, I don't see how that's my fault. I think that's maybe something you should take up with your therapist.

  David Falk : You don't wanna talk to my therapist. You don't wanna have a life half as fuckin' miserable as my therapist. But you're giving me no choice. Because now, after what you did, unless you make some fuckin' miracle dream deal with the Jordans, unless you stop making that fuckin' Air Sole and start making the entire company Air Fuckin' Michael Jordan... I'll bury you alive, and light you on fire, and dance and piss on your grave, and fuck the eye-hole of your skull!

  Sonny Vaccaro : You're right, I don't wanna be your therapist.

• David Falk : You wanna fuck with me? You fuckin' herpes simplex two motherfucker!

  Sonny Vaccaro : You know, the fact that you know there's a second simplex of herpes makes me think that you might have it, David.

  David Falk : Of course I do. Everyone has herpes. You know why you don't Sonny? Because no one will fuck you. No one!