How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Wedding Bride (2010)

Alyson Hannigan: Lily Aldrin

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• Barney Stinson : Baggage is the cornerstone of America's greatest national product.

  Ted Mosby , Marshall Eriksen , Robin Scherbatsky , Lily Aldrin : Porn!

  Barney Stinson : Actually, it's porn. No women works in porn without having major baggage.

  Ted Mosby , Robin Scherbatsky : [Saluting]  Major Baggage.

• Lily Aldrin : Sorry, Ted, you're screwed.

  Marshall Eriksen : No! You know what? Ted is not screwed. Do you guys wanna know why I'm always nice to everyone? It's because I don't care about baggage. I mean, most people, they see a person walking down the street with that big, heavy bag they're carrying, and they just walk on by. But not me. I look at them, and I say... I say: "Howdy, stranger. Can I give you a hand with that?" And do you know who taught me to be that way? A guy called Ted Mosby.

  [uplifting music starts playing] 

  Marshall Eriksen : A guy who's uncynical and sincere and believed in things. And you know what, Ted? I believe that deep down, you're still that guy!

  Ted Mosby : [dramatically excited]  I am still that guy.

  Marshall Eriksen : [pep talking]  I think you wanna go out there and get that girl!

  Ted Mosby : I do wanna go out there and get that girl!

  Marshall Eriksen : Because she's the love of your life!

  Ted Mosby : Because she's...!

  [music stops playing in a beat, and Ted calms down for a minute] 

  Ted Mosby : Well, okay. Let's, uh... We're three dates in. She seems nice.

  Marshall Eriksen : Because she seems nice!

  [music starts playing again, and Ted stands up, back to being dramatically excited] 

  Ted Mosby : She does seem nice! You're right, Marshall. I gotta go get her. And I know exactly where she is.

• Ted Mosby : That's it. I'll have to move to another country, one where they're not showing "The Wedding Bride".

  Robin Scherbatsky : Good luck, Ted. That movie has gone worldwide. It's huge.

  Lily Aldrin : Maybe North Korea.

  Robin Scherbatsky : No, I heard Kim Jong Il saw it and it's his second favorite movie, right behind one of him running in slow motion in a field of turnips.