Hobo with a Shotgun (2011) Poster

(2011)

Rutger Hauer: Hobo

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Quotes 

  • Hobo : [to a group of newborn babies]  A long time ago I was one of you. You're all brand new and perfect. No mistakes, no regrets. People look at you and think of how wonderful your future will be. They want you to be something special... like a... a doctor or a lawyer. I hate to tell you this, but if you grow up here, you're more likely to wind up selling your bodies on the streets, or shooting dope from dirty needles in a bus stop. And if you're successful, you'll make money selling junk to crackheads. And you won't think twice about killing someone's wife, because you won't even know what was wrong in the first place. Or, maybe... you'll end up like me - a hobo with a shotgun! I hope you can do better. You are the future.

  • Hobo : You and me are goin' on a car-ride to Hell.

    Drake : You're gonna miss me.

    Hobo : You're riding shotgun!

  • Hobo : I'm gonna sleep in your bloody carcasses tonight!

  • Hobo : Put the knife away, kid, or I'll use it to cut welfare checks from your rotten skin.

    Slick : Well, you better cut one to Mother Theresa so you can give it to her while she's finger-banging you in Hell!

  • Abby : You can't solve all the world's problems with a shotgun.

    Hobo : It's all I know.

  • Santa : I'm going to come down both your chimneys, and give you a big present! Huh huh huh...

    Hobo : Jerk off to THIS, you child molesting shitlicker!

    [Shoots Santa] 

  • Chief of Police : Did anybody officially welcome you to town yet?

    Hobo : They never do.

    Chief of Police : Well...

    [Pulls a gun] 

    Chief of Police : Welcome to Fucktown!

  • Hobo : Lock him up with the sodomites and get me the god-damned chief of police, now.

  • Hobo : I thought this was a police station, not the fuckin' circus.

  • Abby : This isn't the only place grass grows.

    Hobo : Are you serious?

  • Hobo : Get your hands off me, demons! You're crushing my smokes!

  • Hobo : There's something else about bears not many people know. If a bear gets hooked on the taste of human blood, it becomes a man-killer. He'll go on a rampage and has to be destroyed. And that's why you should never hug a bear.

  • Hobo : First I've got to wash this guy's arse off of my face.

  • Hobo : Well, Abby, can I tell you something about bears?

    Abby : Sure.

    Hobo : The bear is a solitary animal. They like their space. They live in a magic circle. They don't mind if you're like a mile away, but if you get inside their circle, they will maul you. If a bear's claw would ever strike your face, it would take your whole face right off your skull - your eyes, your nose, your lips, everything - and you would die from it.

    Abby : Wow. Didn't know bears could be so vicious.

  • Hobo : Mother Teresa was a goddamn saint!

  • Hobo : I think I'm okay now. I just tell my brain when I know I'm hurting... I just say, "I got nothing for you buddy... nothing to make it go away, so just go to hell," and he goes. He's like a brother to me now, and brothers fight sometimes.

    Abby : Well, I think it's time to put you and your brother to bed.

  • [first lines] 

    Hobo : Spare some change?

  • Hobo : You're a fool... and a shitty father.

  • Hobo : Hallelujah.

  • Hobo : Well, I think you're gonna need a lot of dump trucks.

    Chief of Police : Dump trucks? I-I don't follow you.

    Hobo : You get out there, get all the criminals, put 'em in dump trucks, take 'em to a landfill site and bury them.

  • Hobo : Look at her. What do you see?

    Large Man : I don't know, man. She's just a fuck-tube.

    Hobo : She is a *teacher*!

    [Pulls trigger] 

  • Hobo : [written on his sign]  I AM TIRED - NEED $ FOR LAWN MOWER

  • Hobo : Bears don't belong in a zoo.

  • Hobo : I want you out of this city. You and your grave robbing friends. Spread the word.

    [Kills robber] 

  • Hobo : [Taking shotgun]  Pay gun! Keep the change!

    Store Clerk : Oh fuck!

  • Abby : You know I'm not really a schoolteacher right? You do, right?

    Hobo : Yeah. Everybody ought to have a dream.

  • Hobo : I promise you, when I get out of here, I'm going to bite your face off!

    Ivan : That's funny! Because I promised myself I would bash your fucking teeth in and make a chainsaw out of them!

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