Bill Smitrovich credited as playing...
Frank
- Ted: [Ted and Tami-Lynn grunting and moaning] Stick your finger in the loop of my tag!
- Frank: You had sexual intercourse with a co-worker on top of the produce that we sell to the public.
- Ted: I fucked her with a parsnip last week. And a sold the parsnip to a family with four small children.
- Frank: That took guts. We need guts. I'm promoting you.
- Ted: You got a lot of problems, don't ya?