Men of a Certain Age (TV Series)

The Pickup (2011)

Todd Stashwick: Kevin Scarpulla

Quotes 

• Owen Thoreau Jr. : What, you gonna stalk me until I sell you the dealership?

  Kevin Scarpulla : You haven't returned my calls.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Well, that should tell you something. If a woman did that, it means she's not interested.

  Kevin Scarpulla : My wife said no to me a few times. Now we're married with two kids and a bunch of cats.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Well, this dealership, this is my family. And we're all pretty happy here. But we do have a bunch of strays back by service. Help yourself to those.

• Kevin Scarpulla : Come on, man. Let's be real here. Can we be real?

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : By all means, be real.

  Kevin Scarpulla : I can come up a little on the number.

  Owen Thoreau Jr. : Oh, hey, ain't nowhere to go but up from bullshit.