It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (TV Series)

Dee Reynolds: Shaping America's Youth (2010)

Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds

Quotes 

• Dee Reynolds : Okay, I know you all are super stoked to be watching a movie in a bar. But we're just gonna keep it on the down low, you know what I mean? We don't need your parents and the principal finding out. It's just our little secret.

  Lisa : I've been in a bar before.

  Dee Reynolds : No, you haven't.

  Craig : I've been in *this* bar before.

• Dee Reynolds : [on the phone]  Goddammit you guys, I am a teacher now, okay? Don't ever call me here again! I don't have time for your shit, you dumbass dickbags!

  [the other teachers stare] 

  Dee Reynolds : Wrong number, sorry.

• Dee Reynolds : Don't eat trash, Charlie.

  Charlie Kelly : I'll eat what I wanna eat, okay?