The Simpsons (TV Series)
Moe Letter Blues (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Krusty, Mr. Teeny
Quotes
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Krusty : Kids, this Mother's Day, why don't you give your mother what she really wants?: a break from you!
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Bart Simpson : Dad, what did mom mean when she said she had to take care of something?
Homer Simpson : Son, I'm something of an expert on women, and if I've learned something is that they never mean anything about anything.
Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's a very dangerous attitude to have about your wife.
Homer Simpson : Honey, I hear what you're saying.
Homer Simpson : [whispering to Bart] Nothing.
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Homer Simpson : So, you were saying something?
Marge Simpson : Why do I waste my breath?
Homer Simpson : Sorry, honey. I wasn't listening, and I won't be listening now.
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Homer Simpson : Moe, my in-laws are coming, and I need something strong enough to make me forget I hate them but not so strong that I tell them I love them.
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Homer Simpson : The ferry will be here in ten minutes to take us home, then we'll know the truth.
Apu : The truth!
Ralph Wiggum : The roof!
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Homer Simpson : Well, when your wife came to Moe's, I was there being my usual, effervescent self.
[Cut to Homer passed out on the bar]
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Apu : So it is you, Mr. Homer. I must admit, I was expecting it. A woman her age married to someone... How old are you? Sixty-five?
Homer Simpson : Thirty-nine.
Apu : Dear God! This day gets more and more disturbing.
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Marge Simpson : I'm still mad at you for last night.
Homer Simpson : Today's the first, so that was last month, which means you're being ridiculous.