The Simpsons (TV Series)

Moe Letter Blues (2010)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum, Maggie Simpson

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Quotes 

• Bart Simpson : [Locking up Apu's kids in a cell at the Civil War fort]  You Rebel punks make me sick!

  [cracks a whip] 

  Bart Simpson : This is for what you Graybacks did to our boys at Andersonville!

  Lisa Simpson : When cruelty is involved, Bart sure knows his history.

• Bart Simpson : Dad, what did mom mean when she said she had to take care of something?

  Homer Simpson : Son, I'm something of an expert on women, and if I've learned something is that they never mean anything about anything.

  Lisa Simpson : Dad, that's a very dangerous attitude to have about your wife.

  Homer Simpson : Honey, I hear what you're saying.

  Homer Simpson : [whispering to Bart]  Nothing.

• Homer Simpson : The ferry will be here in ten minutes to take us home, then we'll know the truth.

  Apu : The truth!

  Ralph Wiggum : The roof!