The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Irish Pub Formulation (2010)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
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Quotes
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Howard Wolowitz : [learning Leonard slept with Raj's sister Priya] I would never do that. Unlike him, I respect you.
Leonard Hofstadter : [skeptically] Really. Was it out of respect that you didn't tell Raj about the time you dropped his iPhone in a urinal?
Raj Koothrappali : [in outrage/disgust] Dude, I put that thing on my face!
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Leonard Hofstadter : I'm sorry, Raj, but the truth is I was with Priya last night.
Sheldon Cooper : Don't listen to him. He's still light-headed from all the Irish whiskey and pickled eggs in his system.
Raj Koothrappali : What were you doing with Priya?
Sheldon Cooper : [throwing it out there like it's no big deal] I believe they engaged in coitus.
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Raj Koothrappali : My sister is much hotter than your girlfriend, and you know it.
Howard Wolowitz : Let's just agree they're both hot.
Raj Koothrappali : What - ? Dude, that's my sister you're talking about!
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Leonard Hofstadter : I admit it, I... I may have crossed a line here, but come on, Raj, your sister is a grown woman. And to her, I'm a forbidden piece of white chocolate.
Raj Koothrappali : [standing up to leave] I don't believe it. This is a terrible betrayal of my trust.
Leonard Hofstadter : No, no, no. Would it... would it help if I told you that I offered her my heart and she kind of stomped on it?
Raj Koothrappali : How hard did she stomp?
Leonard Hofstadter : Very hard.
Raj Koothrappali : [sitting down] Okay, I'm good.
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Raj Koothrappali : You slept with my sister?
Leonard Hofstadter : Yeah.
Howard Wolowitz : How could you? We had a pact!
Raj Koothrappali : Excuse me, I think "How could you? She's my sister" takes precedence over a five year old pinkie swear.
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Howard Wolowitz : As long as we're talking about betraying our friends, how about the month Sheldon spent grinding up insects and mixing them into Leonard's food.
Sheldon Cooper : Well excuse me, that was not a betrayal. That was an experiment to determine at what concentration food start tasting "mothy".
Leonard Hofstadter : You put moths in my food?
Sheldon Cooper : For science.
Raj Koothrappali : I can't believe you kissed my sister with moth mouth.