The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Desperation Emanation (2010)
Kunal Nayyar: Raj Koothrappali
Quotes
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Raj Koothrappali : You remind me of the funny old story about a man who walks into a women's correctional institution with a stack of paperwork that would allow the female convicts to go free.
Leonard Hofstadter : You're saying I couldn't get laid in a women's prison with a handful of pardons.
Raj Koothrappali : Are you going to let me tell the story or not?
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Leonard Hofstadter : You have a girlfriend? How could you have a girlfriend? You can't even speak to women.
Raj Koothrappali : Uh, two words: deaf chick. It doesn't matter if I can't talk because she can't hear me.
Leonard Hofstadter : What?
Raj Koothrappali : That's what she said.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, guys.
Howard Wolowitz : Hey.
Raj Koothrappali : Hey.
Sheldon Cooper : Alright, I'll bow to social pressure. Hey.