The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Desperation Emanation (2010)

Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz

Quotes 

• Leonard Hofstadter : Howard, I appreciate the effort, but this is like, the worst date of my life.

  Howard Wolowitz : Seriously? I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual I met on JDate, and that didn't even crack my top 10.

• Leonard Hofstadter : Hey, guys.

  Howard Wolowitz : Hey.

  Raj Koothrappali : Hey.

  Sheldon Cooper : Alright, I'll bow to social pressure. Hey.

• Debbie Wolowitz : Howard, get the door!

  Howard Wolowitz : Why can't you get it?

  Debbie Wolowitz : You know I'm doing a bowel cleanse for my colonoscopy! I'm like an upside-down volcano here!