The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)

The Desperation Emanation (2010)

Mayim Bialik: Amy Farrah Fowler

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Quotes 

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I believe a misunderstanding may have occurred when I asked you to meet my mother.

  Sheldon Cooper : No misunderstanding. I've learned what that request actually means, and I don't want to be joined to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis.

  Amy Farrah Fowler : In what way are you screwed?

• [last lines] 

  [Amy and Sheldon are speaking to Amy's mother over a video computer connection on a laptop] 

  Mrs. Fowler : It's nice to meet you too, Sheldon. I honestly didn't believe Amy when she told me she had a boyfriend.

  Sheldon Cooper : I assure you I am quite real. And I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.

  Mrs. Fowler : [in a surprised tone]  What?

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh, yes. We're like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.

  Mrs. Fowler : [scared]  Amy, what is he saying?

  Amy Farrah Fowler : You wanted me to have a boyfriend, mother. Well, here he is.

  [Sheldon waves at the computer screen, while Mrs. Fowler nervously waves back] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.

  Sheldon Cooper : Oh yes. It's time for me to make love to your daughter's vagina.

  [Mrs. Fowler makes a little yelp as Sheldon closes the computer top] 

  Amy Farrah Fowler : Thank you, Sheldon; that went very well.

  Sheldon Cooper : Agreed. Amy, I find myself wondering if we should actually engage in coitus at least one time in our relationship.

  [Amy stares at him blankly] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Bazinga.

  [looks at his watch] 

  Sheldon Cooper : Bedtime. Please show yourself out.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : From a neurobiological standpoint, Leonard, you may be alone because your psychological state is causing an actual pheromone-based *stink* of desperation.

• Amy Farrah Fowler : I find the notion of romantic love to be an unnecessary cultural construct that adds no value to human relationships.

  Sheldon Cooper : Amy Farrah Fowler, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.