Kaley Cuoco crédité pour le rôle de...
Penny
- Sheldon Cooper: I'm so proud of you! You sold yourself out like a common streetwalker!
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, I didn't do it for the money.
- Sheldon Cooper: She stiffed you?
- Penny: I believe that's what your roommate did to *her*.
- Sheldon Cooper: What?
- Penny: Again, read the book we gave you!
- Penny: [to Leonard] Good morning, slut!
- Leonard Hofstadter: What?
- Penny: Oh please, I recognize the walk of shame when I see it. All you're missing is a little smeared mascara and a purse with panties wadded up in it.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Mrs. Latham said she was seriously considering donating money so we could get a cryogenic centrifugal pump...
- Sheldon Cooper: Oh, wow!
- Howard Wolowitz: Yess!
- Leonard Hofstadter: Then she stuck her tongue down my throat.
- Sheldon Cooper: Why?
- Penny: Okay, we can't keep explaining everything. Read that book we got you.
- Leonard Hofstadter: She hit on me.
- Howard Wolowitz: Wait, wait, are you telling us that old lady wanted to have sex with you in exchange for giving your department millions of dollars?
- Leonard Hofstadter: I think so.
- Howard Wolowitz: You lucky duck.
- Penny: You're really a broken toy, aren't you?
- Penny: What was that about me trading sexual favors for material gain?
- Sheldon Cooper: It's a compliment. I believe in giving credit where credit's due.
- Howard Wolowitz: Okay, let's go smooch some rich, wrinkled tochus.
- Penny: Oh, Howard, I can't believe Bernadette let you go to a fancy party wearing a dicky.
- Howard Wolowitz: Excuse me, my girl friend doesn't pick out my clothes. My mother does.