The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Fight Before Christmas (2010)

Pamela Hayden: Milhouse Van Houten

Quotes 

• Martha Claus : You boys want to play soldier?

  Bart Simpson : I can't think of a better way to celebrate Jesus' birthday.

  [Martha puts poker stands on Bart's and Milhouse's heads, then wraps red tape around their bodies] 

  Milhouse Van Houten : I don't think I like where this is going.

  Martha Claus : [Wraps tape over Milhouse's and Bart's mouths]  I don't think anyone asked your opinion.

• Bart Simpson : Isn't this the busy season? Where are the other elves?

  Milhouse Van Houten : Laid off.

  Nelson Muntz : Ever since NAFTA, all the jobs have been going to the South Pole.