Glee (TV Series)

Never Been Kissed (2010)

Dianna Agron: Quinn Fabray

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• Mercedes Jones : The boys beat us last time we competed against them. We've got to bring the noise hard this time.

  Quinn Fabray : To be fair, they didn't officially beat us. We got busted for Vitamin D possession before the vote.

  Santana Lopez : Wait. Something's definitely wrong. Why isn't Rachel talking?

  Brittany S. Pierce : Yeah, she should totally be bossing us around right now.

  Rachel Berry : The idea of the assignment was to do the opposite of what we normally do. I'm just trying to stick to the lesson plan, which is proving nearly impossible since you're gluing those sequins on backwards.

• Quinn Fabray : I know what I heard. There we were, making out, and he said it: "Beiste". I think he was picturing making out with her.

  Sue Sylvester : That is the most horrific image I can imagine.

  Quinn Fabray : Coach, I need help. I've done everything I can to rehabilitate my image. I'm getting straight A's, dating the cutest guy at school.

  Sue Sylvester : Who would rather be dry-humping She-Hulk. Oh, dear god, why did I say that? Now that's what I'm picturing. Do you know what kind of disguisting images I'm gonna have to look at to get this out of my head? I'm gonna have to go straight to the wound care center. I'm gonna have to stare at some wounds.

  Quinn Fabray : Coach, I really don't know what to do.

  Sue Sylvester : Wait. This may the opportunity I've been waiting for. A way to get Beiste out of this school and your Macaulay Culkin stunt double back in your arms.

  Quinn Fabray : What do I have to do?

  Sue Sylvester : We need to go public with your pain. Get people talking about this, make Beiste into the next Mary Kay Letourneau. And you need to give him a piece of your mind. Loud and in public. Show him who's the boss. Oh, man. Now I'm picturing the two of them making out during an episoe of "Who's the Boss?".

• Will Schuester : Well, I genuinely hope you guys are happy, because Coach Beiste has quit.

  Finn Hudson : Wait, what? That's terrible.

  Sam Evans : Yeah, that's not what we want.

  Artie Abrams : That's the opposite of what we want. The football team was actually winning.

  Will Schuester : Well, then you'd better but your heads together and find a way to get her back, fast, because I am actually ashamed of you. You really hurt someone who was a great addition to this school.

  Rachel Berry : I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?

  Finn Hudson : No, no. It's us. The boys.

  Mike Chang : And Tina.

  [everyone turns around and stares] 

  Finn Hudson : We sort of figured out that picturing Beiste while making out was even better than a cold shower.

  [seeing Rachel's expression] 

  Finn Hudson : I... I mean, I don't. Ever.

  Quinn Fabray : [quietly to Sam]  Oh, wow. I'm sorry.

  Santana Lopez : Can I just say that this is what happens when people don't put out? If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.

• Will Schuester : All right, guys, let's get down to business. First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman. Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day.

  Quinn Fabray : [sarcastic]  Wow, what a catch. Can't believe I ever let you go.