Glee (TV Series)

Never Been Kissed (2010)

Dot-Marie Jones: Shannon Beiste

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• Shannon Beiste : I'm not gay, you know. I know I can be a little intimidating sometimes, but... deep down inside where no one can see, I'm just a girl. A-am I nuts that I just want to be reminded of that sometimes?

  Will Schuester : Well, that's what dating is for.

  Shannon Beiste : Last... date I went on, the guy was a freak. All he wanted to do was wrestle.

  Will Schuester : Well, let me help you out, then. I'm sure there are plenty of guys out...

  Shannon Beiste : No, there aren't. I'm kind of a specific type.

  Will Schuester : Well, you just got to put yourself out there, try online dating...

  Shannon Beiste : I've never been kissed, Will. It's the simplest thing. A kiss. It's a doorway to everything else, you know? Promise, hope... of a future with someone. What does that say about me? I'm 40, and I haven't even taken those baby steps yet.

  Will Schuester : What that says to me... is that you are a beautiful, amazing woman whose heart is just too big for most men to stand.

  Shannon Beiste : You really think I'm pretty, Will?

  Will Schuester : Inside and out.

  [he leans in and kisses her] 

  Will Schuester : And now you've been kissed. Hey, come to the choir room tomorrow at 4:00. The guys want to apologize to you in person.

  Shannon Beiste : You tricking me into a make-out session, Schuester?

• Shannon Beiste : [yelling at Artie in the locker room]  I don't care! If you're on this football team, you'll wear a cup! No exceptions!

  Finn Hudson : [quietly to Sam]  Hey, you never notice that when the Beiste gets all fired up, her underpants go right up her butt?

  Shannon Beiste : ...down in your groin in that helmet? You think "The Nutcracker'"s just a musical?

  Sam Evans : [watching Beiste pull her underwear out of her butt crack]  Looks like I found my mailman.

  Finn Hudson : Yes, you did.