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Quotes
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Richard Castle : [stumped by a question of Alexis'] How do you know when you're in love?
Kate Beckett : All the songs make sense.
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Kate Beckett : You know, I just don't get how someone could shoot Goldstein, steal his clothes, and then not hang onto his wallet. Just doesn't make any sense.
Richard Castle : [distracted, checking his phone] Yeah.
Kate Beckett : Maybe giant moths killed him and then *ate* his clothes.
Richard Castle : Could be.
Kate Beckett : [bringing him back to Earth] Hey. Castle... if this case is boring for you, you don't have to stay.
Richard Castle : No, I'm just checking my e-mail, my texts, see if Alexis called. I can't believe she told my mother she's in love and is holding out on me.
Kate Beckett : Oh...
Richard Castle : I'm gonna call her.
Kate Beckett : [taking his phone] No, no. You have to let her tell you in her own time when she's ready.
Richard Castle : I'm the cool dad. Why can't she be ready?
Kate Beckett : Wait. Listen to me. My dad tried to do the same thing when I was her age and I ended up dating a grunge rocker who smelled like wet flannel and clove cigarettes, for seven *months*. You do not mess with a teenage girl and her hormones.
Richard Castle : You're right. I won't call her.
[Beckett hands his phone back and they get onto the elevator]
Richard Castle : Did you say something about a giant moth?
Kate Beckett : [innocently] No.
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Richard Castle : So, I wear boxers. What do you wear? Thong? Cheekies?
[Beckett ignores him and starts walking away]
Richard Castle : [louder] I told you mine... Bloomers?... Granny panties?... Commando?
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Richard Castle : Two-hundred-year-old bullet can only mean one thing.
[pause]
Richard Castle : Time-traveling killer.
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Ivan Podofski : [Beckett plays a threatening message Ivan left on the victim's voicemail] I think some context is in order. I had only just lost $4 million.
Richard Castle : Yes, and in that context, you threatened to kill Mr. Goldstein and then he was killed.
Kate Beckett : Where were you last night between 11 and 1?
Ivan Podofski : Asleep in my bed.
Kate Beckett : And can anyone vouch for that?
Ivan Podofski : Me.
Richard Castle : "Myself" and "I" got your back, too?
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[Castle is depressed because Alexis hasn't told him about her first love]
Martha Rodgers : Richard, you phone?
Richard Castle : Mm.
Martha Rodgers : Ah! Beckett... Maybe it's a nice murder, darling. Brighten your day.
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Kate Beckett : Good morning. Got an ID?
Lanie Parish : Not yet... How come you guys never bring me coffee? I'm here before you, doing all the work.
Richard Castle : You can have the rest of mine.
Lanie Parish : Actually, I don't drink coffee, but would it kill you to bring me a bear claw?
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[first lines]
Richard Castle : I have delicately placed *one* graham cracker, exactly six... marshmallows atop a perfectly melted... chocolate bar.
Martha Rodgers : In an omelet, darling? Really?
Richard Castle : Not an omelet. A s'more-let.
Martha Rodgers : Uh-huh
Richard Castle : Care for one?
Martha Rodgers : No, thank you.
Richard Castle : [to Alexis] What about you, sweetheart? Are you ready for your taste buds to be launched to breakfast nirvana?
Alexis Castle : [distractedly] Sure, thanks. Oh, is it okay if my friend Ashley comes over tonight?
Richard Castle : Yes, of course. Now eat.
[takes a bite then gags and spits it out]
Alexis Castle : Uh! Are there marshmallows in this?
Richard Castle : Yes.
Alexis Castle : And chocolate.
Richard Castle : Yes. That's the point. It's a s'more-let.
Alexis Castle : Uh... I gotta go. Love you. Love you.
Martha Rodgers : Bye, honey.
[Alexis hurries away from the counter]
Richard Castle : [chewing his own bite] Mmm! This is almost as good as my chocolate mousse chimichanga.
[Alexis returns to pick up her school bag]
Richard Castle : Ah-ha! I knew you'd reconsider! It's like David Hasselhoff. At first you're repulsed, but then strangely, you're drawn in.
Alexis Castle : [heading to the door] No, still repulsed. Bye!
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Richard Castle : When Alexis took her first steps, I was there to catch her when she fell. The first time she rode her bike without training wheels, I was the maniac chasing her down the street, screaming for her to watch out for the old lady with the walker. *Even* her first word...
Kate Beckett : Let me guess? "Daddy"?
Richard Castle : No, it was "denouement."
Kate Beckett : Oh.
Richard Castle : I stressed story structure from an early age. Anyway...
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[observing the victim who is only wearing underwear]
Richard Castle : Hey... I have those boxers. It's Thomas Nash. Very pricey British brand. Amazingly soft. They're silk.
[Beckett and Lanie give him strange looks]
Richard Castle : Just saying, he was probably... very comfortable when he was shot... and killed.
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[last lines]
Alexis Castle : You okay, Dad? You seem distracted.
Richard Castle : What are you talking about? You have my undivided attention.
Alexis Castle : Good. Because I want to go on a date tonight. How's that sound?
Richard Castle : Of course. Great. Have a good time.
Alexis Castle : I meant with you, Dad. You'll always be my go-to guy.
Richard Castle : Did Gram put you up to this?
Alexis Castle : I have no idea what you're talking about.
Richard Castle : Pity date... I'll take it.
[hugs Alexis]
Richard Castle : You're a terrible liar.
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Richard Castle : It's a sciency ballistics thing.
