- Sue Heck: Mom, I need your advice. I was super excited when Brad asked me to be his partner after his original partner got mono and his replacement partner tore a ligament, and nobody answered his ad in the school paper. But I'm afraid he's just asking me in order to rekindle our romance.
- Frankie Heck: Uh, you know, I don't think you have to worry about that too much.
- Sue Heck: Are you sure?
- Brad Bottig: [calling out] Sue, I'm borrowing your leg warmers.
- Frankie Heck: Positive.
- Axl Heck: Okay, I know this whole thing with Brick is just a ploy to get my attention and it will not work. Oh my God. You're letting him wear your Colts jersey? You never let me wear it! What? He's your son now?
- Brick Heck: I've always been his son.
- Axl Heck: Ah-ha! So he admits it! You've been plotting and planning this since the day you were born.