Supernatural (TV Series)
Two and a Half Men (2010)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester, Shapeshifter
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Quotes
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Dean Winchester : [to baby] Okay, if I put you down, are you gonna be a man about it?
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Dean Winchester : Maybe I shouldn't go.
Lisa Braeden : It's okay. You want to go, so go.
Dean Winchester : You know what, Sam can handle this.
Lisa Braeden : No offence, but if you don't leave, I will shoot you.
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Dean Winchester : You got something to say to me?
[Mark stares at him, says nothing]
Dean Winchester : Ok, then why don't you just stand there and think at me.
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Dean Winchester : You can't just Angelina Jolie a shapeshifter!
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Dean Winchester : It's like trying to defuse an IED with poop.
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Sam Winchester : [the baby is crying in the grocery store] Dean, make it stop.
Dean Winchester : How?
Sam Winchester : Everyone's staring at us like we're child abusers! Feed it!
Dean Winchester : We fed it!
Sam Winchester : Then what?
Dean Winchester : I don't know. You think I speak baby? Maybe he needs a diaper change.
Sam Winchester : Oh God, I hope not.
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Dean Winchester : What the hell's it want with babies anyway?
Samuel Campbell : Softball team?
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Sam Winchester : It was fast. And it freaked when I cut it with silver.
Dean Winchester : All right. So that narrows it down to?
Sam Winchester : A ghoul, a zombie, a Shifter or about a dozen other things.
Dean Winchester : I don't recall seeing babynapping in the profiles.
Sam Winchester : Yeah. Exactly.
Dean Winchester : [Looks at the baby] Well, feel free to speak up if you know anything.
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Sam Winchester : Not every hunter is a head case. I mean, Samuel is actually a lot like you.
Dean Winchester : I'm a freaking head case.
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Dean Winchester : [Trying to work car seat] Who designed this thing, NASA?