Ed O'Neill credited as playing...
Jay Pritchett
- Jay Pritchett: Listen, did you ever do anything about costumes for Claire's thing tonight?
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: I'm going to pick them up this afternoon. You're going to be a gargle and I am going to be an evil village bruja.
- Jay Pritchett: I know less now than I did when I asked.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: A bruja is a witch, and a gargle is a gargle.
- Manny Delgado: She means gargoyle.
- Gloria Delgado-Pritchett: That's what I said.
- Jay Pritchett: As long as you've got it covered, because if Claire doesn't get her Halloween, she turns into a real rhymes with bruja.