How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Zoo or False (2010)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : Hey, guys. What's up?
Barney Stinson : Oh, some new information has come to light on Marshall's mugging.
Robin Scherbatsky : [seriously] Oh, really? Did they catch the guy?
Ted Mosby : Well, he's behind bars.
Robin Scherbatsky : Where did they find him?
Lily Aldrin : I'm guessing naked in the trees, throwing his own feces.
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, I've seen that guy. See, that's why I take cabs.
Ted Mosby : You know how they caught him, right?
Marshall Eriksen : [reluctantly] There was a tail on him...
Ted Mosby : There was a tail on him!
[he, Lily and Barney laugh]
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Ted Mosby : No way! You did not tell her that you were the first man to walk on the moon! That was seven years before you were born!
Barney Stinson : Ted. Baby doll. Minor hurdle.
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Barney Stinson : I think Marshall doesn't want people to think he was mugged by a monkey, because it would make him look like a big joke.
Marshall Eriksen : Would it?
Barney Stinson : The biggest, because it's so funny.
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Sarah : I thought you were supposed to be on a shuttle mission.
Lisa : I thought you just got mugged.
Barney Stinson : Okay, I can do this... I was on my way to the launch pad, when I was mugged... and the mugger took my space shuttle keys! Nailed it, who's up for a threeway?
[girls throw drinks in his face]
