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The Red Squirrel/It's About Time (2010)

Jeff Bennett: Kowalski • Red Squirrel

The Red Squirrel/It's About Time

The Penguins of Madagascar

Jeff Bennett credited as playing...

Kowalski • Red Squirrel

Quotes9

  • Kowalski: [From the future] Skipper, you've got to stop me!
  • Skipper: [Kicks Kowalski in the face] There, you're stopped.
  • Kowalski: Not me me! That me!
  • [points to present Kowalski]
  • Kowalski: I've got to destroy the Chronotron!
  • Skipper: There's two of you! You are from the future! Tell me, has the Earth become a post-apocalyptic wasteland swarming with irradiated mutants?
  • Kowalski: Uh, no.
  • Skipper: [Disappointed] Oh.
  • Skipper: Problem solved. Now go invent something that won't destroy the world.
  • Private: Like a snow cone machine.
  • Rico: Snow cone!
  • Kowalski: Snow cone, eh?
  • [Cut to New York submerged in snow cone]
  • Skipper: Kowalski! You maniac! You did it! You finally did it!
  • Kowalski: Yes, but you've got to admit, these are great snow cones.
  • Skipper: Oh, yes. Definitely worth it.
  • Skipper: Kowalski, progress report.
  • Kowalski: Nearing completion on escape tunnel 15, Skipper.
  • Private: Isn't that being overly cautious?
  • Skipper: Even better. It's full-blown paranoia!
  • Kowalski: No, I mean, we already have 14 escape tunnels. Isn't that enough?
  • Skipper: Manfredi and Johnson thought so. What was left of them came back in a manila envelope.
  • Kowalski: From Manila, ironically.
  • Skipper: There's no such thing as "too paranoid", Private. Remember that and forget you ever heard it.
  • Private: Um, I don't think that works the way you think it...
  • Skipper: Eyes on the flippers.
  • Skipper: Okay, Kowalski, wow me.
  • Kowalski: Behold, a portal to times past. The Chronotron!
  • Skipper: So, it's a time machine?
  • Kowalski: Well, yes.
  • Skipper: So why not call it a time machine?
  • Kowalski: Sure, yeah. And while we're at it, let's call the Great Wall a fence, the Mona Lisa a doodle, and Albert Einstein Mr. Smartypants. Skipper, I don't think you're seing the big picture. With the Chronotron, we will be able to visit any period in history.
  • Skipper: Outstanding! Finally, those hippies can be stopped!
  • Kowalski: Think of all the historical figures we'll be able to meet.
  • Skipper: Yeah, like... well, I just want to slap a hippie or two. Maybe even make them get jobs.
  • Private: You are from the future! Tell me, am I married and living in a cottage in Nova Scottia with one egg and another on the way?
  • Kowalski: Um, no.
  • Private: [disappointed] Oh.
  • Kowalski: [after Rico stops the time disruption by throwing the Chronotron into it] But that shouldn't have worked! It breaks all known rules of science!
  • Skipper: And that's why we call Rico a maverick. He makes his own rules.
  • Skipper: What happened? I thought we mapped this tunnel.
  • Kowalski: I'm not sure. This wall shouldn't be...
  • [gasps]
  • Kowalski: a vintage pass code lock
  • Skipper: Excellent work, Kowalski. But can you open it?
  • Kowalski: Well, it is state of the art hyper encryption technology... from 1963. Nailed it
  • Skipper: Move in cautiously, men. Rico, ominous background music.
  • Skipper: That voice... That steely gaze.
  • Rockgut: You sugar puffs gonna stand there? Spill your tater tots. Where's the red squirrel?
  • Skipper: The red squirrel. Then you really are... Special agent Buck Rockgut.
  • Kowalski: The Buck Rockgut?
  • Private: Um, is that - is that some famous, then?
  • Private: Sweet ignorant Private, Buck Rockgut is our greatest american penguin hero. I've patterned my whole life after rotgut.
  • Kowalski: The bird who brought down penguin enemy number one: The red squirrel and may I say, it is honor, sir.
  • Rockgut: 86 the kiss-up, fauntleroy. let's get to brass tacks. I caught the squirrel, all right, but big red broke out, disappeared in the underground. so that's what I did too. 47 years I've been down in this bunker, waiting for the red squirrel to show his fluffy tail again. 47 years.
  • Rockgut: 47 years?
  • Rockgut: 47 years!
  • Private: Do you think the red squirrel would have shown up by now?
  • Skipper: Private.
  • Rockgut: College boy, huh? You see that bunker door? It only open when the red squirrel returns. Is it open now, dough boy?
  • Private: Yes.
  • Rockgut: Then red is back and you four lollipops are gonna help me find him.

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