Amber Nash credited as playing...
Pam Poovey
- Lana Kane: Oh, my God, I am exhausted.
- Ray Gillette: Whereas I am merely confused. If you told every guy the same thing, then they all know that none of them had sex with you, so they're all gonna realize they're all lying.
- Pam Poovey: Hey, yeah.
- Lana Kane: But remember, they're dudes.
- Ray Gillette: Lana Kane, you magnificent bastard.
- Cyril Figgis: This isn't my fault.
- Sterling Archer: It's exactly your fault, idiot. When mother found out you cheated on Lana...
- Cyril Figgis: You cheated on Lana plenty!
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, but with starlets, models, oh, and one time two actual princesses.
- Pam: Two at the same time?
- Sterling Archer: Yeah, they were sisters.
- Pam: Sploosh.
- Pam Poovey: I'm a desirable, full-bodied woman, but nobody will have sex with me! And I have so much love to give!
- Agent Lana Kane: [over building intercom] Um, attention. Hi, this is Agent Kane, and if you want to have ball-slappy sex with me on Cyril's desk, please line up and take a number.
- Pam: [a group of guys show up immediately, Pam pushes to the front] You heard the lady. Take a number!
- [holds up #1 card]
- Cyril Figgis: Why would Ms. Archer give us until Friday?
- Pam: I did that, because somebody in this building is going to have sex with me.
- Sterling Archer: Yeah? You think between now and Friday you can score some roofies?