Avalon High (2010 TV Movie)

Joey Pollari: Miles

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• Miles : When I'm at Yale and you're in jail, I'll be sure to tell everyone how cool you are.

• Allie Pennington : Any chance you're getting a vision on how it goes?

  Miles : Am I doubled over clutching my head in excruciating pain?

  Allie Pennington : No.

  Miles : Well, there you go.

• Miles : Who said I wanted to be your friend?

  Allie Pennington : You.

  Miles : No, I didn't.

  Allie Pennington : Why are you still talking to me?

  Miles : But I'm not.

  Allie Pennington : Ah, but by saying you're not talking to me, you ARE talking to me. Check and mate.

• Allie's Father : [reading]  "As the keepers of the prophecy, it falls to members of the Order to search for potential Arthurs in each and every generation, but beware the Dark Forces, led by a reincarnation of Mordred, determined to find the next Arthur and destroy him before he can realize the prophecy." So, see, what they're saying...

  Allie's Mother : If Arthur isn't found soon, Mordred and his followers will send us back into the Dark Ages - ignorance, humiliation, suffering...

  Miles : [brightly]  High school!

• Miles : Tell me again why I'm at a party with a bunch of meathead jocks?

  Allie Pennington : I'm a jock, Miles. Am I a meathead?

  Miles : No, but this party's the first step.

• Miles : I always do my assignments in half the time alloted.

  Allie Pennington : Why?

  Miles : To prove that I'm better than everyone else?

  Allie Pennington : [laughs]  And more modest.

  Miles : That, too.

  Allie Pennington : THAT was sarcasm.

  Miles : How's it sarcasm if you're right?

• Allie Pennington : We have to tell Will so he can defend himself.

  Miles : Oh, yeah, that'll be great. "Hey, Will, you're the reincarnation of King Arthur, your step-brother is Mordred, and he's going to try and destroy you. You gonna eat those fries?"

  Allie Pennington : Hmm. Yeah, it's a little out there, isn't it?

  Miles : Yeah, we passed "out there" about five exits back.

• Miles : Socializing makes me dizzy.

• Miles : I don't know how things were at your last school, but around here you can't get any higher than an A, so you can stop trying so hard.

  Allie Pennington : It's called being nice, Miles. You should try it instead of hiding your insecurities behind your snark.

• Miles : Just tie your shoes, okay? What am I, your mother?

• Allie Pennington : You know, if Will is King Arthur, and Marco is Mordred, maybe you're Merlin the wizard. Merlin was a psychic.

  Miles : Doubtful. Merlin had a long white beard; I can barely grow a nose hair.

• Allie Pennington : We just came in to get some fake armor for the school mascot, Officer.

  Will Wagner : Yeah. I have no idea what Mr. Moore is talking about.

  Miles : And I'm a National Merit Scholar. I don't kidnap teachers - I suck up to them.

• Miles : Avert your eyes.

  Allie Pennington : Excuse me?

  Miles : You're making a tactical error of monumental proportions right now.

  Allie Pennington : By sitting at my desk?

  Miles : By talking to me. I mean, come on, you had a great start. I saw you talking to Captain Everything this morning. You have a chance to be in the poplar group. Don't mess it up.

• Mr. Moore : [assigning project partners]  Miles! You with Allie.

  Miles : I rather work alone.

  Mr. Moore : I'd rather be eatin' pineapple on a beach in Hawaii, but that's not gonna happen, either.

• Miles : [incanting his first spell]  To the owner of the staff, return; the evil hand that holds it, burn.

• Miles : Whoa. Being Merlin rules!

• Miles : I wonder what they ate in Camalot.

  Allie Pennington : Muton with a side of beets. Mm, and sage water, but only from the north.

  Allie Pennington : [having just heard herself]  I didn't even know I KNEW that!

• Miles : Why should I care if I'm rejected by a vampire?

• Miles : You need help.

  Allie Pennington : How do you know I need help?

  Miles : I just know, okay? Isn't that enough?