Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros (2010 TV Movie)

Christine Nguyen: Bikini Jones

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Quotes 

• Carol : I studied Reiki in college.

  Bikini Jones : Reiki?

  Carol : Reiki-Tikki-Tavi. The art of sensuous mongoose massage.

• Bikini Jones : [holding the idol in her hands]  Hmm. You will look spectacular in my trophy case.

  Security guard : [arrives and points a gun at Bikini Jones]  Freeze! Put your hands up!

  Bikini Jones : [puts down the idol and raises her hands]  Easy, lady.

  Security guard : What are you doing in here?

  Bikini Jones : Well, let me guess... silent alarm?

  Security guard : That's right. Now I asked you, what were you doing?

  Bikini Jones : What's it look like, Einstein?

  [puts down her hands] 

  Bikini Jones : I'm the cleaning lady. I'm cleaning up.

  Security guard : How'd you get in here? All the doors are locked.

  Bikini Jones : Can I help it? I get paid to clean! I finished three floors; this was my last stop.

  Security guard : That's right. I saw you on the second floor.

  [puts down the gun] 

  Security guard : You do good work.

  Bikini Jones : [giggles]  Thanks! I try.

  Security guard : Well, I guess there's no harm done. We'd better not let anybody know about this. They'll fire one of us for sure.

  Bikini Jones : Why would I tell anyone? I don't want to lose my job.

  Security guard : Well, me, either. So we agree? This never happened.

  Bikini Jones : What happened?

  Security guard : Yeah. That's the idea.

  Bikini Jones : You know, my shift is over now. What do you say? You and me seal the deal? This way neither one of us is tempted to talk about it later.

  Security guard : You mean... you and me?

  Bikini Jones : Right here on the desk.

  Security guard : Well...

  [turns her head to look if anyone is around, then turns back to Bikini Jones] 

  Security guard : I guess no one will miss me for a little while.

  Bikini Jones : [giggles]  Great! Let's not waste any time.