NCIS (TV Series)
Jurisdiction (2010)
Diane Neal: CGIS Agent Abigail Borin
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Quotes
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Who are you guys? D.E.A.? F.B.I.?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : [holds up I.D] C.G.I.S.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [chuckling] Coast Guard, boss.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : [turns to him] You got a problem with that?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [stops laughing, seriously] No.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : No.
[smacks the back of Omagi's head with her I.D]
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Put the weapon away, Kyle.
CGIS Special Agent Kyle Omagi : Oh, yes ma'am.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [impressed] That's a nice head slap.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Agent Borin, you want to walk me through your evidence log?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Yeah, no problem. You know, you can call me Abby.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : No... no, that's not gonna happen.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Enter the lab] Hey Abby.
Abby Sciuto : Hey.
[Abby holds up an evidence bag]
Abby Sciuto : Gold reales and sunken treasure. All taken from Jensen's storage locker. Pretty cool. Almost makes up for the way I feel. Although I hear you're having your own personnel problems with...
[Notices Borin entering behind Gibbs]
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : [holds out her hands] Special Agent Abigail Borin.
Abby Sciuto , CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : [shakes it] Abby.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : So Abby, what do you got?
[Confused Abby looks between Borin and Gibbs]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What do you got, Abs?
Abby Sciuto : Other than, like, a five alarm migraine?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [searching their victim's house, after finding the front door ajar] Clear, boss!
[Abigail approaches Tony and puts her gun to his back]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Maybe not totally clear.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Toss the gun. Do it now.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughing] Take it easy, sweetheart. Who are you?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : I'm not the one breaking and entering.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [approaching Abigail from behind] No, the door was open. Ladies first.
CGIS Special Agent Kyle Omagi : [entering from behind Gibbs] It's turning into a party around here.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wow. Looks a little like "Reservoir Dogs". Except you're cuter than Harvey Keitel.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [holding up his badge] We're federal agents.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Get his I.D.
[Omagi reaches for Gibbs' badge and Gibbs shakes him off]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Look. Don't touch.
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CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Any death on a U.S. registered vessel is F.B.I. or Coast Guard jurisdiction.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : So where's the F.B.I.?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Told us to call if we got close to anything.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I got your number.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Uh, no you don't. So what's your beef, Gibbs? That I'm Coast Guard, that I'm a woman or that I managed to get the drop on you in that house?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I don't know you.
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CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : If the doctor's plane hasn't landed yet, why don't we have a Coast Guard aircraft intercept it and suggest to their pilots that they might be abetting a fugitive?
CGIS Special Agent Kyle Omagi : On it!
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Nice. You can do that?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Just scratching the surface.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : We have satellite photos of the other ships in the area?
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Yeah. My people are already working on it.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : What about *my* people?
[Gibbs's team scrambles to their desks]
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CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Okay, question: where would you hide a lot of money if you were afraid your house was gonna be seized?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Not in my house!
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CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Andrea Mavrey said she never met Jensen.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : She was lying.
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Jensen got into it to con the doctor, but it turned into something else - something with Mrs. Mavrey.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : The real treasure's the millions Mavrey took out of the bank.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Wait a minute. You're saying the widow and the stud diver - they - they did it together? Ziva, did you hear that?
Ziva David : [exasperated] Yes.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [smug] Yes, what?
Ziva David : [defeated] Yes, I heard the wife did it, Tony. Okay yes, you are a genius!
CGIS Special Agent Abigail Borin : Okay, question. Where would you hide a lot of money if you were afraid your house could be seized?
[Confident and cheerful]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [slams desk like a game show buzzer] Not in my house!